Get Out: Adapt, Everything Around Us is in Flux.

YO-YO (Or if your badass, then DIABOLO),

I had a wondrous last weekend. Did you?

Let me hopefully not be the first to tell you that couchsurfing is BA DASS. If you are ever going anywhere and you feel you don't have enough money... Scratch that... If you are ever traveling, for the best reasons imaginable, you must couch surf! Fancy hotels with all the cool things like comfy beds, pools, and hot tubs (oh shit, I do love hot tubs) are merely melted pillow chocolates, and no one wants that. Couch surfing is a tangled mess of people being people telling stories of how they are people, all while being very nice, completely different, people. GOT IT PEOPLE? So, all in all, kudos and cheers to Lucas, Danay (sp?), and Jake for showing me a good time.

Did I learn anything while couch surfing? Hell yes, I need to summit more mountains. Duh, PEOPLE.

I did want to go to Western Washington University but they think I'm scum and unworthy of their knowledge, or something like that, I don't fully recall their letter. Instead, I am going to Peninsula College in Port Angeles because they think I'm bonerjam, or maybe it's because they accept everyone who applies and has either a High School Diploma or GED? Either way I look at it, I am about to embark on the part of my life where I play more disc golf than I normally do and also gain some knowledge about stuff. Ya know what? I couldn't be happier either. Port Angeles is a beautiful place and I have some friends who live there already. Seems like life is banana, it's sweeter when old and frozen...

In case you were all wondering, it IS a good idea to remember where you park your car in Seattle. Patrick and I got some bad directions to my car, which we thought we would be next to when we woke up, but then weren't because we woke up somewhere else, and ended up strutting around for 3 HOURS. However, if you are ever looking to meet some interesting people, the 5 a.m. to 8 a.m. walk is good one.

"O, Bellevue. I thought you were talking about the city.' Chortled random stranger number 1. 'I have seen it before around here. I don't know where it is, I must be going now." Snooted stranger number 1, he held himself so high that lala land had a new vistor, as he jaunted away confused but damn merrily.

Just a few things to never be afraid of:

1. If you have just hiked around a city for 3 hours and 7 plus miles, don't then be afraid of a 8 mile hike to an alpine lake.

2. If your phone gets lost in someones car whom you've just met, don't be afraid about missed calls, just continue with life and good things will happen.

3. Orange juice

4. If your keys are locked in the trunk of your car, don't be afraid to then just play glow frisbee instead of dealing with your problems.

Champions adapt. Flux is inevitable. Keep a warm heart (a cold one and you'd be dead dummy). Keep an open mind. If your cold in your sleeping bag then don't hold back your farts. Actually, never hold back your farts!

Cheers to my mother, my aunt Moo, Hans Melhus, and Blaire Bear (I think those are the only people who might actually check this) I do this for you guys! Q MUSIC, Q DANCERS, Q RANDOM DARK HALLWAY.

Forever mine and never yours,

^wow thats jerky, Jerky Joey.