Kiss Farm Boy Ass Goodbye!

SCHNARF,

   Well folks, another day, another ... shit I made no money. But, that is what WWOOFing is all about. It's not about making flow so you can toss up yo billz and make it rain on bitchz! It's about sharing knowledge, making change, living a healthy lifestyle... Damn, I think I am in the wrong profession... HA YOU WISH BILL LUMBERG! In all honesty, WWOOFing is such a good organization. It's a network of knowledge. A reins toward travel and experience. A way to shoo yourself from the confines of your everyday life. An escape module to a planet of good food. Don't you just wanna?!
   Jim and Vera have been wonderful hosts and to that I thank them. My time at Biocharm farms has been well spent. I have learned the right amount of knowledge for future farm preparation and production. My future will one day contain damn good food!
  To Ilwaco, I was hardly there so I don't think you care what I say about you. Also, your inanimate.
   To life. <-That is just a good cheers.
   The chicken coop is not finished... That kinda sucks, but I don't blame myself. Sometimes you have to stop and smell flowers? No, no, just stop and hang out, read a book, drink lots of coffee, and do your best to crush crossword puzzles that you never finish.
   This next paragraph is for the things to come. Please, mountain, let my Wisconsin skin be able to bear your hardly freezing temperatures. Don't hit me with an avalanche. If you do, let me live and not be injured (AWW DANGLES! I WALKED UNDERNEATH A LADDER TODAY!). The thought of being around peers truly warms the cockles of my heart. Perhaps, mountain, make my beard, or lack there of, grow in fuller. Well, that's enough I guess.
   Say hi to your animals for me.

Exotic love,
   Joey Michels

 

A quick jaunt of a p o e m.

Here I rest for one last night
The moment has come, the work is done
Biocharm will always need an extra hand
for mine I've lent with no restraint
But tomorrow brings a new day
A whole new different place to stay

What I am leave behind I have only gained
Knowledge from some ancients ways
To grow a better crop
To build a home for chicken crap
Life on the farm is perfect for what it is worth
Life on a mountain will be a whole new different Earth.

MORE TO COME! Not poetry though, poetry is for SUCKAS!

They are everywhere

There are so many words that go said but never heard
Everything left unsaid just because you forgot the words
Holding nothing back plunging for the turns
Left for dead regretting you have never learned the curves
No fine lines in between two ends
Thinking outside those lines about which end is pretend

What is to figure out, the whispers from the wind?
No questions asked, embrace the tickles within
Inside you will always feel it growing
Fantastical brightness, the spark, the rhythm, your hearts pumping
Soon you will know there is no mountain to climb
Just an upward motion, an action toward an view, a awe moment.

Never choose a path, build it.

Always forge ahead.

Adapt, Everything Around Us is in Flux.

YO-YO (Or if your badass, then DIABOLO),

I had a wondrous last weekend. Did you?

   Let me hopefully not be the first to tell you that couchsurfing is BA DASS. If you are ever going anywhere and you feel you don't have enough money... Scratch that... If you are ever traveling, for the best reasons imaginable, you must couch surf! Fancy hotels with all the cool things like comfy beds, pools, and hot tubs (oh shit, I do love hot tubs) are merely melted pillow chocolates, and no one wants that. Couch surfing is a tangled mess of people being people telling stories of how they are people, all while being very nice, completely different, people. GOT IT PEOPLE? So, all in all, kudos and cheers to Lucas, Danay (sp?), and Jake for showing me a good time. 

   Did I learn anything while couch surfing? Hell yes, I need to summit more mountains. Duh, PEOPLE.

   I did want to go to Western Washington University but they think I'm scum and unworthy of their knowledge, or something like that, I don't fully recall their letter. Instead, I am going to Peninsula College in Port Angeles because they think I'm bonerjam, or maybe it's because they accept everyone who applies and has either a High School Diploma or GED? Either way I look at it, I am about to embark on the part of my life where I play more disc golf than I normally do and also gain some knowledge about stuff. Ya know what? I couldn't be happier either. Port Angeles is a beautiful place and I have some friends who live there already. Seems like life is banana, it's sweeter when old and frozen... 

    In case you were all wondering, it IS a good idea to remember where you park your car in Seattle. Patrick and I got some bad directions to my car, which we thought we would be next to when we woke up, but then weren't because we woke up somewhere else, and ended up strutting around for 3 HOURS. However, if you are ever looking to meet some interesting people, the 5 a.m. to 8 a.m. walk is good one.

"O, Bellevue. I thought you were talking about the city.' Chortled random stranger number 1. 'I have seen it before around here. I don't know where it is, I must be going now." Snooted stranger number 1, he held himself so high that lala land had a new vistor, as he jaunted away confused but damn merrily. 

Just a few things to never be afraid of:

1. If you have just hiked around a city for 3 hours and 7 plus miles, don't then be afraid of a 8 mile hike to an alpine lake.

2. If your phone gets lost in someones car whom you've just met, don't be afraid about missed calls, just continue with life and good things will happen.

3. Orange juice

4. If your keys are locked in the trunk of your car, don't be afraid to then just play glow frisbee instead of dealing with your problems.

Champions adapt. Flux is inevitable. Keep a warm heart (a cold one and you'd be dead dummy). Keep an open mind. If your cold in your sleeping bag then don't hold back your farts. Actually, never hold back your farts!

Cheers to my mother, my aunt Moo, Hans Melhus, and Blaire Bear (I think those are the only people who might actually check this) I do this for you guys! Q MUSIC, Q DANCERS, Q RANDOM DARK HALLWAY.

Forever mine and never yours,

   ^wow thats jerky, Jerky Joey.

 beers with Pat and peers.

 Crushing those Seattle hills

 Yea, we dabble in time travel...

 Catch that Sunday morning sunrise.

 I love art

 Such a bonerjam waterfall.

 Do you see it? THAT'S NACHO HAT!

Haha, Emma

friends will be friends, thanks Pat.

Can you kick it? Wicked.

This is great

Anyone for Lunch Rock?

I know, LAME.

gross...

Good eyes

Arrested...